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If Horses Could Talk

#1 · August 2, 2024, 12:01 PM

What would they say??

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#2 · August 2, 2024, 12:02 PM

They’d say, “Another round” ?

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#3 · August 2, 2024, 12:04 PM

Quote from Colt45 on August 2, 2024, 12:02 PM

They’d say, “Another round”

I see what you did there! Apropos for half-mile racetracks. Touche!

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#4 · August 2, 2024, 12:07 PM

Whip me one more time, and I’ll…

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#5 · August 2, 2024, 12:09 PM

Quote from Niatross on August 2, 2024, 12:07 PM

Whip me one more time, and I’ll…

Fall over the rail?? LOL

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Talk to the hoof!

#6 · August 3, 2024, 9:12 PM

I wish horses would stop talking into my ear to bet on them!

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#7 · August 4, 2024, 11:18 AM

Karl (in the winners circle after winning the Hambletonian, drinking rain water from the trophy): "Don't you think we should all be drinking Champagne and not some cheap water?".

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#8 · August 4, 2024, 11:19 AM

Quote from talkinghorse on August 2, 2024, 12:09 PM

Quote from Niatross on August 2, 2024, 12:07 PM

Whip me one more time, and I’ll…

Fall over the rail?? LOL

Very funny.

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#9 · August 27, 2024, 11:48 PM

One of many things they'd say...

If I had hands I would take that whip and beat you to death with it, then shove it up your...

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#10 · September 5, 2024, 1:05 PM

"Do you think for a moment, that I would ever consider betting on you??!!"

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