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#1 · September 23, 2024, 11:32 PM

Bring it on people, I know you have at least one your ƃuᴉʎp to share, I want to hear some before I release my most unreal darkest deranged tales...

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#2 · September 24, 2024, 12:53 AM

I worked in a mutuel department for 40 years. Not sure the statue of limitations has passed on me. I'll just read for awhile, thank you.

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#3 · September 24, 2024, 1:57 AM

As long as you didn't kill anyone, you should be fine

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#4 · September 25, 2024, 6:59 PM

Bump.

It sounded like we were getting warmed up, and a cold wave of silence hit.

Same deal, I'll spill all mine, heck I've already a couple in non-related to this thread posts, but let's here some from y'all! 🙂

#5 · September 25, 2024, 8:49 PM

Think that was on me Senator. I killed the room/chat. Not the first time. 🙂

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#6 · September 25, 2024, 9:26 PM

Quote from Purple Aura on September 25, 2024, 8:49 PM

Think that was on me Senator. I killed the room/chat. Not the first time.

#7 · September 25, 2024, 11:09 PM

Quote from Senator Blutarsky on September 25, 2024, 11:09 PM
Let's see lol, already mentioned sex in the parking lot in Yonkers as a teen in my Toyota Cressida, before that also got a handy with another chick who took the ride in the senior van with me when I was 15 to the BigY.

Reaming out and all but murdering Mike LaChance in front of packed grandstand and local sports media after the HOF, cheating coke head was let back into Yonkers to win a big race - still I had no issues.

Holding a $9000 winning pick 4 ticket out the window heading home on the T-Zee bridge as me and my amigo did not bring our ss cards....have already mentioned these.

That's not even the best, those included a loaded handgun slipping down my leg and bouncing off my shoe in front of the card room boss and his dead pan lowly uttered words will ring forever - "I CAN'T BELIEVE I WORK IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DROP GUNS ON THE FLOOR." This was at old Mardi Gras Casino and dog track that I was playing poker and betting ponies on the simulcast (was at GPark just before eating and drinking, doing t-breds all day, loosened my belt too much)- the FDLE only seeing I put it in the vehicle and come back in.

Soon after... 🙂

Same casino the dealer mucked my winning hand and I flipped the card table over - still didn't get thrown out, banned. The GM, Atkins said he would of done the same thing, so 2 days later he comps me into a tournament and after the first hand dealt I flipped that card table over, I guess I had some stuff still pent up - still did not get tossed or banned. I told Atkins' bosses in Chicago he was a sissy, then I got banned by him, eventually he got fired and the place closed down because he was crappy boss.

After a 50-1 horse I bet that would of made me $10k was disqualified I showed up to Aqueduct to threaten and curse out all 3 judges after they told me while it was incidental equal contact, that the 50-1 horse had a young jockey, again who did nothing wrong, then had a nice meal in the dining room with my gal, won 4 consecutive races that made up for their blunder, took her home to Brooklyn to passionately release the balance of my frustration. For the next 2 weeks inquiries went up on every freaking race, because I said the FBI was watching them lmao!

I was always high or drunk or wasted and if not no matter it was all the same, and connected to the most insane untouchable people too, played cards and partied with wise guys, track execs, tellers, drivers, trainers, grooms...and my friends who were equally nuts and volatile, lots of fun though.

I guess I had all the insanity for all of us, much more to come!

Let's see lol, already mentioned sex in the parking lot in Yonkers as a teen in my Toyota Cressida, before that also got a handy with another chick who took the ride in the senior van with me when I was 15 to the BigY.

Reaming out and all but murdering Mike LaChance in front of packed grandstand and local sports media after the HOF, cheating coke head was let back into Yonkers to win a big race - still I had no issues.

Holding a $9000 winning pick 4 ticket out the window heading home on the T-Zee bridge as me and my amigo did not bring our ss cards....have already mentioned these.

That's not even the best, those included a loaded handgun slipping down my leg and bouncing off my shoe in front of the card room boss and his dead pan lowly uttered words will ring forever - "I CAN'T BELIEVE I WORK IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DROP GUNS ON THE FLOOR." This was at old Mardi Gras Casino and dog track that I was playing poker and betting ponies on the simulcast (was at GPark just before eating and drinking, doing t-breds all day, loosened my belt too much)- the FDLE only seeing I put it in the vehicle and come back in.

Soon after... 🙂

Same casino the dealer mucked my winning hand and I flipped the card table over - still didn't get thrown out, banned. The GM, Atkins said he would of done the same thing, so 2 days later he comps me into a tournament and after the first hand dealt I flipped that card table over, I guess I had some stuff still pent up - still did not get tossed or banned. I told Atkins' bosses in Chicago he was a sissy, then I got banned by him, eventually he got fired and the place closed down because he was crappy boss.

After a 50-1 horse I bet that would of made me $10k was disqualified I showed up to Aqueduct to threaten and curse out all 3 judges after they told me while it was incidental equal contact, that the 50-1 horse had a young jockey, again who did nothing wrong, then had a nice meal in the dining room with my gal, won 4 consecutive races that made up for their blunder, took her home to Brooklyn to passionately release the balance of my frustration. For the next 2 weeks inquiries went up on every freaking race, because I said the FBI was watching them lmao!

I was always high or drunk or wasted and if not no matter it was all the same, and connected to the most insane untouchable people too, played cards and partied with wise guys, track execs, tellers, drivers, trainers, grooms...and my friends who were equally nuts and volatile, lots of fun though.

I guess I had all the insanity for all of us, much more to come!

#8 · September 25, 2024, 11:28 PM

I once kissed a girl at the rail. I lead a lame life!

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#9 · September 25, 2024, 11:55 PM

Quote from MaywoodAl on September 25, 2024, 11:28 PM

I once kissed a girl at the rail. I lead a lame life!

At least you're a gentleman.

I took Miss Puerto Rico 1961 (a Brunette Dolly Parton type wow) who was like 25 years my senior to Pompano for dining and races, she was a yawn until I took a long leak in the parking lot before we left, she perked right up. Said it was very "manly". LOL

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